It takes a lot out of me. There’s stuff like clothes you’ve got to put on, feet you need to try not smack into bed frames and chairs, a body that needs water to drink, food to eat, but not too much food, especially the foods you like, and air you’ve got to breathe. So many fricking things you have to remember. Like how things are solid. Like walls. Walls you shouldn’t walk into. And pavement. Pavement you shouldn’t trip on and fall into head first. Stuff like that all the time. It’s exhausting. I really don’t know how you humans do it.
So, I think I’ll just cruise on by reality. Yeah, I’ll just skip the turn-off at “Reality.” Drive past it and head right into, well, my world. The place where anything is possible, except reality….